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Wednesday, February 16, 2005

HePpIe V- day...

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Valentine dah lewat 2 hari....gpp deeeeee LOVE is still akll around!!

kewtie Val's Choco!! slurrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppssssssss

so..how's ur Valentine day??


Wutt d Names are......(taken from blogthings.com)

Your Boobies' Names Are: Tweedledum and Tweedledee

Your Porn Star Name is: Mary Muffmuncher

Your Penis Name is: Gummi Worm

Your Stripper Name is: Paris

Your Girl Parts Are Named: Fandango

It's Not Sex. Your sex name is:
Giving the Dog a Bone

Your Star Wars Masturbation Method Is:
Thumping Chewbacca on the Head

 

 

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Saturday, February 05, 2005

Jay is d Winner!!

If u're one of Jay Chou Voters for Favorite Artist (Taiwan):MTV Asia Awards (Aid)2005 juz like me...then it's time to yell! "Hoooooooooooooooooooooooraaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy" Yes, He won d award n pleased us wif his blown performance!! One is never enuff!! He sang 2 songs, Snail n Qi Li Xiang..pake acara lepas cincin lagi...ribet kali yeeeee
yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Pada notice ga kl pas Alicia manggil Jay, dia bilang "penyanyi yang menaklukan Hong Kong, Cina, Malaysia, n LA"

AND THE WINNER IS...

Favourite Music Video

She Will Be Loved / Maroon5
Favourite Male Act 
Usher
Favourite Female Act 
Avril Lavigne
Favourite Breakthrough Artist
Ashlee Simpson
Favourite Pop Act
Simple Plan
Favourite Rock Act
Hoobastank
Favourite Music Artist: Indonesia 
PeterPan


They Sing With PHARRELL

 Pha-Real!!He's a blessed talented man, d vibe he gives off is outta d world  He juz sooooooo.....What more can I say....... juz listen to "Featuring Pharrel" songs -coz his touch is d only reason y these songs  r trippin!!- and Hands Off Please!! coz he's mine!!

Snoop Dogg : Dop It Like It's Hot

[Intro]
Snooooooooooop..
Snooooooooooop..

[Chorus - Snoop Dogg]
When the pimp's in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
When the pigs try to get at ya
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
And if a nigga get a attitude
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Sean Don
And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on

[Verse - Pharrell Williams]
Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams
See these ice cubes, see these Ice Creams?
Eligible bachelor, million dollar boat
That's whiter than what's spilling down your throat
The Phantom, exterior like fish eggs
The interior like suicide wrist red
I can excercise you, this can be your Phys. Ed
Cheat on your man ma, that's how you get ahizzead
Killer wit the beat, I know killers in the street
Wit the steel that'll make you feel like Chinchilla in the heat
So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that raspy shit
Trying to ask me shit
When my niggaz fill ya vest they ain't gon pass me shit
You should think about it, take a second
Matter fact, you should take four B
And think before you fuck wit lil skateboard P

[Verse - Snoop Dogg]
I'm a gangsta, but y'all knew that
Da Big Bo$$ Dogg, yeah I had to do that
I keep a blue flag hanging out my backside
But only on the left side, yeah that's the Crip side
Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play
I cut so much you thought I was a DJ
[scratches] "two!" - "one!" - "yep, three!"
S-N double O-P, D-O double G
I can't fake it, just break it, and when I take it
See I specialize in making all the girls get naked
So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside
We got a world premiere right here, now get live!
So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little
I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles
Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle
G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo

Snoop Dogg: Beautiful

Beautiful, I just want you to know (Oh-hooo!)
You're my favorite girl... (Ehh... oh yeah, there's something about you...)

I know you gon' lose it, this new Snoop shit
Come on baby boo, you gotsta get into it (Oh-hooo!)
Don't fool wit the playa with the cool whip
Yeah-yeah, you know I'm always on that cool shit
Walk to it, do it how you do it
Have a glass, lemme put you in the mood and, (Oh-hooo!)
Lil' cutie lookin' like a student
Long hair, wit'cha big fat booty
Back in the days you was a girl I went to school wit
Had to tell your moms and sister to cool it (Oh-hooo!)
The girl wanna do it, I just might do it
Here to walk wit some pimp-pimp clue wit'
Mommy don't worry, I won't abuse it
Hurry up and finish so we can watch "Clueless" (Oh-hooo!)
I laugh at these niggas when they ask who do this
But everybody know who girl that you is

When I see my baby boo, shit, I get foolish
Smack a nigga that tries to pursue it (Oh-hooo!)
Homeboy, she taken, just move it
I asked you nicely, don't make the Dogg lose it
We just blow 'dro and keep the flow movin'
In a '64, me and baby boo cruisin' (Oh-hooo!)
Body rag interior blue, and
Have them hydralics squeakin' when we screwin'
Now she's yellin', hollerin' out Snoop, and
Hootin', hollerin'; hollerin', hootin' (Oh-hooo!)
Black and beautiful, you the one I'm choosin'
Hair long and black and curly like you're Cuban
Keep groovin', that's what we doin'
And we gon' be together until your moms move in... (Oh-hooo!)

Pharrell: Ehh... oh yeah, there's something about you...
[Bridge 2X's: Pharrell & Uncle Charlie Wilson]
...See I just want you
To know that you are really special...
Ohh why, oh why, oh why, oh why...

Snoop Dogg: Let's Get Blown

[Pharrell] Yesssirrr!

[Chorus - Pharrell Williams & Vanessa Marquez]
[V] Can I get more thrills?
[P] You know you want some more girl, so come on
[V] Can I get more thrills?
[P] You know you want some more girl, so come on
Let's get blowwwwwnnnn.. let's get blowwwwwnnnn..

[Verse - Snoop Dogg]
Looking at the ladies, all of them fly
I don't know which one I want dawg
I can't make up my mind, girl
So won't you make it easy on me?
Take this drink, then hit this weed
Two step wit me, let's slip to the dance floor
On and on and on and on we go
I'll dip you if you want me to
You see I really wanna get a little front wit you, bigidy bump wit you
A nigga wanna hump you and then just comfort you
And then I'll pop the top and lay you on the cot, and get you nice and hot
Yeah yeah, it's all to the real
We could do it like Guy, c'mon girl "Let's Chill"
[Verse - Snoop Dogg]
Now you can fly the friendly skies
With the S-N double O-P D-O double G-Y
Now don't ask why, just keep looking good in the hood
Damn girl, you so fly! We could do what you want to
You say you drink Alize or was is Malibu? It don't really matter though
You remind me of the time when I had a ho
She kept telling me Doggy Dogg I gotta go
So I let her get in the wind and co-macked her friend
2 plus 2, it equals 4, this is some shit that could last forever more
I'm trying to put my bid in, naw I'm just kidding
Come on ma get in, and don't ask where we going
Pimping and hoeing, drink pouring and weed blowing, you know it c'mon!
[Verse - Snoop Dogg]
I've been looking at you, from the corner of my eyes
Checking out your hips, lips, tits and your theighs
I've been wanting to do you, for a mighty long time
You make a pimp wanna sing I - I - I
We'll head to the hills, your dreams I'll fulfill
We could do it how you want, cause I'm oh so real
Tell me you, naw I won't squeal
You wit Da Big Bo$$ Dogg so seal the deal
Pharrell got the Babyface and Snoop got the Whip Appeal, so name the place
This love I bring to you, on the real baby girl
Won't you do me a favor and sing for Snoop

[Outro - Pharrell & Vanessa]
You know you want it!! (if I got it I'm a give it to you)
So come and get it!! (if I got it I'm a give it to you)
If I got it (if I got it I'm a give it to you)
(Then you can get it) Ya know! Hey!!! Oh!!
Can I get more thrills? .. Can I get more thrills?
Jay- Z: Frontin

[Verse: Pharrell Williams]
Don't wanna sound full of myself or rude
But you ain't looking at no other dudes cause you love me
(I'm sorry but.. so sexy)
So you think about a chance
You find yourself trying to do my dance
Maybe cause you love me (Uh, you do it well)
So then we tried - ain't feeling this love now
Because you weren't used to how fast we touched (fast we touched)
Then we locked eyes - and I knew I was in there
And I was gon' tear ya ass up (tear ya ass up)

[Chorus: Pharrell Lyrics ]
I know that I'm carrying on, nevermind if I'm showing off
I was just frontin (you know I want ya babe)
I'm ready to bet it all, unless you don't care at all
But you know I want ya (you should stop frontin babe)

[Verse: Pharrell Lyrics ]
Trying to be the best girlfriend you could be
But still you sneak and look at me, and girl I love it
Then you give your other girl a shove
Tell her you gon' palm her ass like it was
And she's gon love it (whoa-oh whoa, yeah yeah)
So then we tried - ain't feeling this love now
Because you weren't used to how fast we touched (fast we touched)
Then we locked eyes - and I knew I was in there
And I was gon' tear ya ass up (tear ya ass up)

Jay-Z: Fuck All Nite

Chorus - Pharrell Williams]:
Used to all the attention, huh? (yeah)
But you don't want no commitment, huh? (uh uh)
Why not? you should be comin' home with me
Sittin' in this lap with the luxury
Now you be, comin' home in the mornin, wakin' up (yeah)
Actin' like you behave and stuff (uh huh)
You should be comin' home with me
Sittin' in tis lap with the luxury, now check it

[Jay-Z]:
Yes...a lime to a lemon, my VA women
Walk in Manolo Blaniks cause my condo with elevators in 'em
She wanna wrinkle my linens
So I sprinkle her with Gin and the we begin sinnin', uh
Blasphemy, oh my God, we be snnin'
She keeps scratchin' me like she tiger in 'em
This is exactly, why I had to pin her
To the bed like a wrestler, had to press on her, uh
Her man kept pagin', stressin' her
So I told her what to say just in case he question her

[Pharrell Williams]:
Situations....will arise, but you gotta be smart about it"

[Jay-Z]:
No matter what you do, don't talk about us
Don't give him no info, he'll be lost without it
Just keep your mouth shut, we could do this again
Bring a friend
[Pharrell]: Let's just fuck all night....yeah
[Jay-Z]: Until we both start yawnin'
[Pharrell]: Yeah
[Jay-Z]: To the bright Shirley Murdock
[Pharrell]: Yeah
[Jay-Z]: Until we both start yawnin'
[Pharrell]: Let's just fuck all night...yeah
[Jay-Z]: Let's have breakfast day
[Pharrell]: Yeah
[Jay-Z]: Have lunch, have dinner, back to breakfast baby
[Pharrell]: Yeah
[Jay-Z]: Let's have breakfast baby
Lunch, have dinner, back to break fast baby

Jay- Z: Excuse Me Miss

[Intro: Jay-Z]
You can't roll a blunt to this one
You gotta, you gotta well, ya gotta light a J
You gotta puff a J on this one {*inhales*}
You can't even drink Crist-OWL on this one
You gotta drink Crist-ALL
Buy some red wine, a little Gocha 9-7
This is for the grown and sexy, uhh

[Pharrell - over the end of Jay-Z's intro]
You're so contagious, I can't take it
Have my baby, let's just make it
Ex-cuse me; what's your name?

[Pharrell] Sex-cuse me... damn!
You're so contagious, I can't take it
Have my baby, let's just make it
[Jay-Z] I got my Gocha 9-7 on right now
[Pharrell] La-dy..
[Jay-Z] You gotta puff a J to this one
Can't roll a blunt up to this one boy
[Pharrell]You're so contagious, I can't take it
Have my baby, let's just make it
Ex-cuse me; what's your name? (AOWW!)
[Jay-Z] Cause I see some ladies tonight
that should be rollin wit Jay-Z, Jay-Z
[Pharrell]So hot to trot.. la-dy! What's your name?
[Jay-Z] Cause I see some ladies tonight
that should be rollin wit Jay-Z, Jay-Z
[Pharrell]You're so foxy girl.. you're so hot to trot..

Britney Spears: Boys

[Britney]
For whatever reason,
I feel like I've been wanting you all my life
If you don't understand
I'm so glad we're at the same place
At the same time, it's over now

I spotted you dancin' You made all the girls stare
Those lips and your brown eyes (oooh)
And your sexy hair (uh)
I said shake my thang
I make the world want you (giggle)
Tell your boys you'll be back
I wanna see what you can do (uh)

[Pharrell]
A yo, pull your girl off the dance floor(yeah,)
Whisper in her ear
Musta' said somethin bout me (Britney:what you say)
Cuz now she's lookin over here(Britney:oh)
You lookin at me with that sexy attitude(britney gigles)
But the way your girls movin it (ow)
It puts me in the mood
(Britney: OUW!)

What would it take for you to just sleep with me?(Pharrell:C'mon girl)
Not tryin to sound conceited but
me and you was destiny(Britney:Don't cha know)
I'm from N.E.R.D.(Britney:oh) Aren't you Britney?(Britney:Don't cha know)
Let's turn this dance floor into our own little nasty thing (Britney:Get nasty)

Lil' Jon: Stick That Tahng Out

[Intro - Pharrell Williams]
Turn me up, turn me up, turn me up! turn me up!
Yo! turn me up, turn me up! up some more!
Up - up some more! Up - up some more!
Yeah, up up some more!

[Verse - Pharrell Williams]
I walk in the club so dashin, in the latest BBC fashion
The light from the strip club flashing
Keep the sparkle in my ear rings dancing
We're hundred G makers till they cremate us
Skateboard P in the lime green gators
White chinchilla, million dollar neck glitter
Yeah I got security, see that gorilla
When you got money, it's hard to hide it
Took my hand out my pocket and watched her eyes get
Big, took a million to supersize it
All the bitches saying 'Heyyy' like my name was Issac
Why you put me on blast like that?
Shit why you shaking wit an ass like that?
Besides I wasn't really trying to smash like that
I got a girl - bitch I ain't fast like that
This Miami, time's wasting, bet that bass line keep you shaking
Look, end of the night all my niggas is waiting
Uh uh, not me ma, told ya I'm taken

[Chorus - Pharrell Williams & (Lil Jon)]
(Stick that thang out!) Some more
Uh! uh! some more, skeezer!
(Stick that thang out!) Some more
Yeah - uh! uh! some more
(Stick that thang out!) Some more
Uh! uh! some more, skeezer!
(Stick that thang out!) Some more
Hold it!! Yeah - uh! uh! some more

[Verse - Lil Jon & The Eastside Boyz]
I said ain't nothing but tutti fruity
Get on the floor if ya got that booty
Shake what ya momma gave ya, shake what ya momma gave ya
I said ain't nothing but tutti fruity
Get on the floor if ya got that booty
Shake what ya momma gave ya, shake what ya momma gave ya
Dance, too much booty in your pants
Dance, too much booty in your pants
I said dance, too much booty in your pants
Dance, too much booty in your pants
Well shake that ass bitch and let me see what ya got
Well shake that ass bitch and let me see what ya got
Hey! hey! hey! I said shake it, don't break it
It took ya momma 9 months to make it
I say shake it, dont' break it
It took ya momma 9 months to make it
Well scrub the ground, scrub the ground, scrub the ground

[Pharrell] Hold it! (okay)

[Bridge - Pharrell Williams]
Hey! She really likes to party
She really likes to dance
She really likes to dance, dance, dance..

Kelis: Protect My Heart

[Kelis]
You were the heart of the spot
But you wouldn't tell me your name
You were like
Girl you ready or not
To dance the entire night away
You and I

[Pharrell]
Let me hold you girl, hold you girl
[Kelis]
You were sayin
[Pharrell]
Let me touch your girl
[Kelis]
You were sayin
[Pharrell]
Let me squeeze you girl, squeeze you girl
[Kelis]
You turned me on
[Pharrell]
Let me you girl

[Kelis]
So when I first got here I knew love barely
I gotta protect my heart
And then you come changing things, I knew that's unfair babe
I gotta protect my heart

The room is Oh so hot
If you want move than move out of the way
I'm givin it all I got
And at the same time tryin to maintain

[Kelis]
You were sayin
[Pharrell]
Let me hold you girl, hold you girl
[Kelis]
You were sayin
[Pharrell]
Let me touch your girl
[Kelis]
You were sayin
[Pharrell]
Let me squeeze you girl, squeeze you girl
[Kelis]
You turned me on
[Pharrell]
Let me you girl

T.I: Freak Through

[Chorus - Pharrell Williams w/ T.I. ad-libs]
(But she's a freak though)
She got angel eyes, wit the baby face
(But she's a freak though)
I want my momma and daddy to meet her
Maybe have my name
(But she's a freak though)
They keep talking about you
Because they - can't keep up with your pace
You're my - super freak! super freak!
You're my - super freak!

[Verse - T.I.]
My momma taught me, everything fine ain't the finest
And everything that shine ain't a diamond
They say that change come wit time and I'm finding
That most bitches take your kindness for blindness
Yeah it feel good laying her beside you
Diggin deep, ol' nine up beside you
But we can't kick out in public, gotta hide you
Cause all my partnaz in the hood done tried you
It's true that you can't turn a hoe into a house wife
Well listen shorty maybe I don't want a house wife
They say that you a freak I'm thinking that they bout right
Because that pussy's so good and your mouth tight
A pretty face, slim waist, and her stout nice
Juicy ass that them niggaz in the south like
She super sexy, got a nigga thinking bout a wife
Wearing all white, being wit her for life

Ludacris: Southern Hospitality

Uh, Cadillac grills Cadillac mills
Check out the oil on my Cadillac spills
Matter fact candy paint Cadillac's kill
So check out the ho's my Cadillac fills
20 inch wide 20 inch high
Oh don't you like my 20 inch ride
20 inch thighs make 20 inch eyes
Hoping for American 20 inch pies
Pretty ass clothes pretty ass toes
Oh how I love these pretty ass ho's
Pretty ass high class anything goes
Catch em in the club throwing pretty ass bows
Long jime jaws long jime stalls
Any stank puss make my long jime pause
Women on they cells making long time calls
And if they like to juggle give em long jime's balls

Chorus:
All my players in the house that can buy the bar
And the ballin ass niggas wit the candy cars
If you a pimp and you know you don't love them hoes
When you get on the flo nigga throw them bows
All my women in the house if you chasing cash
And you got some big titties wit a matching ass
Wit ya fly ass boots or ya open toes
When ya get on the flo nigga throw them bows


Busta Rhymes: Light Yo Ass on Fire

[Intro: Pharrell
Williams]
Whachu say your name was?
Well um, lookin real sexy right
now
You and your girls, are lookin good
Look why don't y'all take off
y'all jackets
What's your name baby? word? okay
Tell your friend right
there this, this my man Busta

[Verse: Busta Rhymes]
Hah, I know
you starving for this shit
Baby I'm feeling your hunger
I'm so clean call
a nigga Felix Ungar
So what if I said it baby I'm still gon' tell ya
I
hope your ass bigger than Willona and Thelma
Listen, it's Busta Rhymes bitch
I ain't never fail ya
Your ass all over like paraphernalia, hmm
See the
police gon jail ya
For walking around wit the kind of ass that'll kill ya
now
Don't worry bout it I got money to bill ya
Shorty stacking like a
mule, type of shit that'll scare ya
Headboard bang, bump the side of ya
head
Watch how ya ass spread spill all off the side of the bed now,
hmm
Now whachu do to the dread? baby your ass really changed
What he
initially said because a nigga dead
But fuck em! cause now we vibing and
talking and shit
I love to hear your ass go (ga ga goon) when you walking and
shit

[Chorus: Pharrell Williams]
Move girl like your ass on
fire - like your ass on fire
Move girl like your ass on fire - like your ass
on fire
Move girl I'll light your ass on fire - I'll light your ass on
fire
Move girl I'll light your ass on fire - Bitch I'll light that ass on
fire
Move girl I'll light your ass on fire




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Friday, January 28, 2005

is Pharrell still dating Vashtie??

K..now's gossipping time!!

They've been in luv since august 2004 juz few weeks after Pharell was claiming him self too busy to have a Love life.  He osso said dat it wouldn't b fair to have girlfriend coz he would never see her!! But now....d flame seem still burnin..even gettin more serious

Frankly speaking....I dun like to see d ' in tune' between 'em!!Pharrell...go get another gal!! There should b another babe who can get Pharrell's juices goin....Dun u noe dat Jamelia would love dating him..or his on-off fling, Jade Jagger.....mmmmm no..no..not dat drunken mom.....urrmm..wutt bout  kimora lee simons (auuwwwww baby phat rockz!!)??

hueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...ryte...u sense  jealousy over here hiks hiks how come he's hookin up wif ex- cheerleader

ouuughhhhh..I remember d time when he used to b mine

 

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Which celebrity couple are you?

Who's your fantasy lesbian love match?
You're just like Victoria and David Beckham!
 

Love length prediction: 10/10
Posh and Becks combine real celeb status with real love and commitment. They're loyal, supportive, down-to-earth - genuinely good for each other.

Which celeb should father your kids?

Your fantasy father love match is… Prince Charles

Good manners and fine breeding are all-important to you - and that’s why you admire the way Prince Charles has brought up William and Harry. You could imagine your children being raised the same way: getting the finest education this country has to offer, learning which cutlery to use at the dinner table - and using the term ‘season’ to refer to the months when it’s acceptable to shoot birds in the countryside, rather than to mean the months when Saturday afternoons are taken up watching footie.

But your attraction to Prince Charles isn’t all to do with keeping up appearances: you like the way he concerns himself with environmental matters and serious moral issues. If the two of you did have a child, however, you’d leave all the ‘mucky’ stuff - nappy-changing, feeding, playing - to Nanny and the rest of the staff. After all, you’d have enough on your plate trying to placate your in-laws and Camilla Parker-Bowles.

Which celebrity ex are you?

Take a tip from Nicole!
 

It seems your feelings are all over the place at the moment - but this is only natural. Like Nicole, you've probably been on an emotional roller coaster ride since your split. Nicole's had a lot to contend with too - a miscarriage, Oscar nominations and divorce proceedings. However, the star has coped amazingly - a fact which Nicole attributes to 'girl power' and the close circle of female friends, with whom she shares her deepest secrets. There were rumours of a romance with Russell Crowe, but other than that, Nicole seems in no hurry to find a new man.

Can you work it?
Your flirting style: Passive princess
 

If you were one of the I'm A Celebrity contestants, you'd be Kerry McFadden. ‘OK, so you already know how to flirt,’ says Peta Heskell, flirt coach and author of The Flirt Coach’s Secrets of Attraction (Thorson Element). ‘But perhaps you're not always aware of other people's energy. If you're a fast and loud talker, you will intimidate people who are slower and quieter.'

So how do we become aware of someone else’s energy? ‘Listen to other people,’ suggests Peta. ‘Notice the rhythm and tone of their speech and then learn to change the rate of your speech and tone to match theirs.’

And what do you do if you’re great at flirting with men you don’t fancy, but stutter and blush around a guy you actually like? ‘Remind yourself that it's all just a game, where you win some and lose some,’ suggests Peta. ‘Sensational flirts do it with everyone and they, like sensational
sales people, know that every rejection they get is one step closer to hitting paydirt.’

Who's your fantasy lesbian love match?
Your fantasy lesbian love match is... Gwen Stefani
 
There’s no doubt that Gwen would be your ideal lesbian lover – because you admire her energy, her dancing skills and the fact that she looks so damn sexy. You’d like the idea of going clubbing with her – clearing the dancefloor as the two of you demonstrate a well co-ordinated sexy routine, before bounding off to the next party.

So what does this say about you? You like a partner who’s open to new experiences (in life, as well as in love), who’s keen to experiment, and is always coming up with ideas to keep your relationship fresh and exciting. Still, it’s important that you take some time to relax, and recognise when to slow down a bit just as you always know when to step up a gear.

Other girls you’d go for: Britney Spears, Holly Valance, Denise Van Outen. Or if it’s just the ‘blonde punk’ thing: Deborah Harry


 




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